Comments on: Pre-Silverstone Report June 2009

By: Ollie - Car 4

Ollie - Car 4 — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:55:15 +0000

We have quite a few spare tickets if anyone needs any, I will be there from tomorrow afternoon!

By: Jonesey

Jonesey — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:10:16 +0000

The chances of SF being so short of copy that they resort to mentioning me is so remote that I will just have to continue to let my lack of driving skills embarrass me instead.

By: Dave - Car 11

Dave - Car 11 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:05:04 +0000

Rumour has it that professional motorsport journalists sit in air conditioned comfort and write the race meeting up from the official time sheets and the contents of any commentators sheets submitted, actually watching a race would disrupt the creative atmosphere.

Others say its all written in advance and the motor racing gods ensure it comes to pass…..

All I know is Jonesey will die of embarrassment if he’s mentioned in SF.

By: car 13

car 13 — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:05:55 +0000

See you all tomorrow or on sunday.
Pete

By: Jonesey

Jonesey — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:14:47 +0000

Apparently it’s only position 1/2 & 3 finishers that count…the other groups are’nt racing anyone….I seem to remember a spin on the 1st corner at Brands but Safety Farce seem to have missed this?

By: Team Miss Daisy

Team Miss Daisy — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:41:18 +0000

Apologies for absence! Been busy counting how many exclamation marks Uncle Ron can get in a Safety Fast!race report! We’re lovin it! Why do we all do this!!! Have no plans to upset anyone ever! Not even the scrutineer who is compiling a photo dossier! Not least at MG Clive!

Just a thought!!! Will the SFO MG/Rover enquiry include how LHD gets so many driver of the day awards!?! We should be told!

By: Jonesey

Jonesey — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:23:53 +0000

I think I started my rain dance too early this time round…I reckon it will not last to the weekend.

By: Al #44

Al #44 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:17:51 +0000

Is that level 5 as in “Armageddon out of here”?

Jonesey’s pre-emptive rain dance seems to be paying off!

By: Vic Reeves Car No.37

Vic Reeves Car No.37 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:15:43 +0000

Too deep for me…..

By: Legs of Doom / 60

Legs of Doom / 60 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 19:51:28 +0000

Gibber-O-Meter Level 1 (Low) - Go about your business as normal.

The full scale Gibber-O-Meter reading is Level 5 (Armagedon) - Abandon all hope of intelligent conversation ever again!

This level has been carefully calculated on the previous Jonesey Racing best of a 15 message thread of un-motorsport, un-MG, un-MGCC, un-PBIC related nonsensical gibberish.

This normally takes the form of name calling, finger pointing, general p~ss taking, etc.

Great ain’t it!

Nice to see Team Miss Daisy has finally reappeared - What have you got planned to upset the officials at Silverstone?