Greetings race fans!
Well the waiting is almost over as we raise the curtain on the Season Opener for 2009 at the legendary Donington Circuit. It is so exciting that I have completed my pre-race report early to allow you all extra time to enjoy it!
All the frantic preparation over the winter months will now be put to the test as a cast of thousands, well 36 anyway, takes to the track.
The clever money is on the former BCV8 guys who have recently joined the PBIC as the ones who will blaze a trail.
However they will have to contend with 2008 champ Debbie (does Donington) and the regulars in Class C - Barry Holmes and Blaine the Builder who are sure to give them a run for their money. Not to forget the long awaited return of Dan the Sandman Ludlow in his jet propelled Metro.
Also in the running will be the driver who is always blowing his own trumpet (is that legal?) Paul Rigg racing in one of his fleet of vehicles, yet to be decided …that is if he has remembered to get MFR her birthday present!
As for the rest of the field the ‘Silver Fox’ car 71 - John Binliner, has been scrabbling around to find his entry fee after buying another car…(hmm no sympathy from me on that one.). He is keen to show a clean pair of heels in his new MGF. The name Binczyk is derived from the Polish verb to “feel unwell after excess drink”. An example in conversation would be - “How are you today?” Reply “Not too well, in fact I’ve Binczyk”. A little known fact about John Bincliff is the hereditary trait from his Polish ancestors. All the male Binmen possess a hooked index finger. This was to be the secret of their plumbing skills but clearly with the advent of computers it has proved to be their Achilles heel when it comes to operating the scrolling wheel on the mouse. Fear not John, following the amazing amount of comments received for the Valentines Report I am speaking nicely to my web-host with a view to updating the layout of posted comments to make them more user friendly.
Class A winner Doctor Evil has been spending the winter months completing a full strip down and rebuild of his engine, meticulously polishing every part by hand.
The Blue Streak James Darby is also out with a new high-output engine this year which of course he will continue to deny when asked!
Despite a lot of hype there is no sign of Stan & Ollie who are still putting their concourse cars together. They will never get the “Laurels” at this rate…another fine mess one might say?
Car 18 Simon Tinkler and his Church Lane Racing Team will be looking for divine intervention to secure a podium finish at Donington. They went well last year but were struck by the hand of god when their high compression engine let go resulting in a DNF in 2008.
The battle for last place is no less exciting with Miss Daisy and Legs of Doom both vying for contention. Legs of Doom has already achieved a personal best of 14th reserve, his highest placing ever!
Nevertheless, don’t believe the hype as I have it on good authority that the last place stalwarts have secretly been rebuilding their cars over the winter months and one was also spotted testing at this very circuit just a few weeks ago….
Legs is also sporting a new sponsor, ‘zero exhaust’ who have included a strict no-smoking clause in the contract…will Piggott be able to hold out or will he fall at the first hurdle?
Car 13 will be sporting a new paint job which as we went to press, was still being applied to the car. This will allow spectators to literally watch paint dry which should prove a lot more exciting than watching Burchill saunter round the track!
A familiar face missing from the grid this year will be Beaker in his tripod midget (43). He is gearing up for a spot of penguin shooting in the Falklands so will be unable to compete until the last race of the season.
Nevertheless , as Dancing on Ice contestant Rob Weasley has still to perfect his pirouette, Beaker has agreed to attend as a spectator for the first race and bring along a boot full of Midget spares just in case.
As for me, I have asked permission to complete a rolling start as despite my best efforts I am still suffering from clutch problems which means I cannot get 1st gear…if only I had kept up my Popular Mechanics subscription.
I must say I am really enjoying reading the driver biographies on the mug shot page of the “Serious” site….of course I am more than happy to write them for those of you who are too busy washing their hair…..
On that obscure note it is time to end and concentrate our efforts on the forthcoming race.
I wish you all the best of luck for the 2009 Season and sincerely hope that I see you all in my rear view mirror!
Jonesey







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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a TrackbackDear All,
We have been notified by Donington Park that the following procedure will operate for competitors who want to run in car cameras.
Forward a request in writing at least 5 days prior to the event (failure to comply with this could result in requests being declined) to Diane Hardy (Tel 01322 819507 Email Diane.Hardy@donington-park.co.uk Fax 01332 814411
Diane will then send out an “In Car Camera Request Form” which should be completed and returned to her
On receipt of the completed “In Car Camera Request Form”, Diane will complete and forward an “In Car Camera Authorisation Form” to the competitor, which they should submit to the race officials on arrival at the circuit.
I would be grateful if you could pass this information to your competitors.
Best regards
Drew Furlong
Competitions Director
I think that you should get the recognition you richly deserve.
Will we have drinking games in the redgate bar for any reserves that do not get
a drive?
Could be a few dark horses out there?
hi john
do you know something that I dont?
does this mean the championship is now letting horses in as well
I have been trying to get more horses out of my car all year!!
jonesey
must try harder/ apparantly there are people out there with/ can i say ? possibly 100s?.
maybe a couple might be spare.
surely it can only be a rumour.
Humourous as ever Mr J.
However, I must point out that the “Zero Exhaust” thing is an error and nothing to do with me! Also, I will be smoking at every oppotunity.
For anyone who thinks they stand a chance of finishing behind me! This weekend disasters include: - a) Putting the dizzy drive in one tooth out - result, exhaust manifold glowing red! b) Shearing off both front brake pipes whilst changing the hoses.
Why have horses when you can have pony?!
See you at Donington (if I remember) on the 5th…. Er 4th.
well, if Mr Piggott does’nt know a thing or two about horses…who does?
Not so good with tax forms?
On reading your comment about seeing other competitors in your rear view mirror I think it is only fair to point aout that you’re not allowed to reverse on a race circuit!
Re getting more horses out of the car. Doesn’t something in the regulations say that ballast should be firmly fixed, rather than grazing freely. Hmmm there must be some gag there about getting reported to the stewards…
Can’t reverse with this clutch! but I hope to be going “flat” out and not need a “jump” start…although it will probably mean a photo-finish.
Im not very photogenic, as the photographer’s normally get arc eye of me head.
We should run a sweep stake on the
Runners and Driver’s..
Jonesey,
Might I suggest that you get more horses into the engine rather than taking them out…..
I was thinking instead of more horses, more along the lines of less weight, by re-shelling the F with a GRP body, I know you will all try to tell me it is an Elise, but should still get the silhouette class
Concourse Cars! they won’t be for long I’m sure. Progress is coming on well, just need to save up for a transponder now (£300!!!).
The cars should be started for the first time in a few weeks then we just need to bolt lots of bits on and fabricate a few more small parts.
Ollie
P.S If anyone has a spare transponder I could borrow that would be a great help!
I am hearing some disturbing rumours about Donny, should I be worried Dave???
Jonesey,
You seem to hear all the rumours…..
I’m confident that if there is anything the MGCC need to communicate to competitors then they will put a message on the website and email everyone, those that do not have email would likely get a phone call.
Please don’t start ringing the club because answering 200 phone calls will stop any work going on.
Dave
Ollie,
You can hire them at each race for a fee…
Having just looked it seems ebay prices are almost at level of retail price for a new item.
Dave
In that case I will get back to bleeding the clutch…or should I say back to the bleeding clutch?
You still bleeding that clutch?
As Leona Lewis said it must be ‘Bleeding Love’ Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding.
Article in MSN issue is the tunnel as its needs protecting from spinners…..
Hopefully will get sorted as I am sure we are all ready, good to see biggest grid is from PBIC.
Pete
Well, if you Weasley & Darby withdraw your entries all should be well!!!
I am sure it will be fine. After all, they are promoting the event with pictures of the front runners on their official website…
Donington
The standards at Donington are at rock bottom in my view! Of course it bears no resemblance to the giant canary you currently drive…
just read the official newsletter…can I be the first to congratulate Dave on winning the 2009 Phoenix Trophy… well done Dave, a brilliant achievement at this stage of the season. Will you give us more of a chance in 2010?
Looks like Mr Joneses is right again.
Donington looks to be a none starter,
Could now be at Snetterton on the 12/0409
Watch the main web site for information.
My plans for world domination are going well. Not only a plug for the JR website on the Serious PBIC one, but in the newsletter too….
Sadfiatman,
You obviously read what I wrote instead of what I meant to write.
At least it gives me somewhere to start for the next newsletter…..
Dave
Mmmmmm! Data is now coming in on the Legs-O-Scope. And it doesn’t look good (the data that is, not the legs (they are as white and knobbly as ever)).
Since it all seems to be a mystery….. I’ll put it like this.
I have a license to race….
You have a license to race……
Donington has …………!
I notice from the donington site that MG is a famed marquee - I hope that implies that the racing in tents rather than we’re camp?
If we’re not pitching up at donington should we canvas opinion on where should the gang show to start this years jamboree.
The latest unofficial state of play from my sources is as follows: Donington are to inform the MGCC if our meeting will take place at some stage tomorrow (27th). I am told that the MGCC should have a decision by tomorrow afternoon. This is purely information that has been passed to me and not by the MGCC who I know are doing their utmost to resolve the problem.
Is there a time warp going on here? Reading this thread I see that V8Dave won this year’s championship last year, today is the 26th but our webmaster knows that tomorrow is the 24th and Al mentioned something relating to Bedouin accommodation. So would it be best to enter the race on a camel or in a Tardis?
I would go for the Tardis….go forward in time to find out if our race will actually take place! I have corrected the date. Ta.
Aw why did you have to correct the date? That means my post doesn’t make sense.
Arnt we all, Donington need to get there finger out from the MSN article its the underpass is the problem you could flip over and into it. So no license I can see gravel traps or barrier being put in by today for a decission. Blaim that little git Bernie….. I am sure Silverstone are laughing at the mess.
If we are going to Snetterton the folloing week would be nice to know.
Pete
There is supposed to be a bike race meeting at donington this weekend (supersport, superstock etc so it’s on the track) - at present there is no mention of it being cancelled so presumably the circuit must be fit or use.
Yes I know this is still on but call me the prophet of Doom (sorry legs) but the bikers use different regs to us and can often get away with the strategic placement of a few straw bales….I think the MSA are a little more strict, but fingers crossed. It won’t be good publicity for Donington if they let us down.
Apologies accepted Mr J.
Is 2009 to start the way 2008 finished?
In the event of a Donington cancellation, I’m going to organise a 20 minute race around the service road of my local Tesco (to encompass the recycling chicane and mother & child parking loop), if anyone is interested! Basic PBIC rules and regs apply with the following changes: -
Helmets are to be replaced with Burberry caps (the ones with the peak at the back).
All cars must have a fitted and working sound system (of a power not less than 10kW).
Only Gangsta rap shall be played whilst the car is moving.
Exhaust pipes are free and must measure not less than 20cm diameter.
If anyone of authority asks ‘it’s a Saxo… Innit’ and ‘U iz just ‘angin’ wid da homeys’.
That normally seems to work on a Saturday!!!
Now, this gibber-o-meter thing, what’s that again?
Donnington/
isnt that the circuit spending millions to get up to f1 standards ?
Shame they cant meet the msa/s, even with the offer of our money.
MG Midget Challenge forum has a news item on Donington.
We shall go to the ball?
May be that ‘Official’ news will follow in the morning…..
Well folks, if the Midgets are right Donny is on….let’s hope Bernie coughs up the cash for the crash barriers in time!!!
Wouldn’t it be nice to be told, I have now changed plans for Easter weekend and been given divine permission to come out to play then.
This is madness with 7 days to go and no confirmation.
I take it Donington will still be helpful on Friday evening and keep us looked out till gone 6 again.
Can I suggest that we go to a different venue next year, as to be fair this place is rubbish.
What about Rockingham as a opening round decent facilities easy to get to. I am its cheaper then Dony for the club and next year once its the official home of F1 I am sure the price will go up.
Race Meeting Information
Donington Update. Friday 27th March 18.30 p.m.
A number of you will no doubt be aware that there have been some issues surrounding the issue of a Track Licence by the MSA to Donington following the recent construction works at the Circuit.
As of this afternoon we have been assured by Robert Fearnall, circuit manager for Donington Park Leisure Ltd. that he was 100% confident that the problems relating to the track modifications would be resolved on Monday 30th March. He stated that contractors were on stand by to do whatever was needed to meet the MSA requirements.
We have to accept his assurances and proceed on the basis that the problem will be resolved and hence the Final Instructions and tickets will be mailed out to all competitors over the weekend.
Should matters not progress as we and Donington hope we will advise as soon as is humanly possible. Therefore please watch your email and the this web site since we can update the latter on an immediate basis. I would specifically request that you do not call me directly in this regard as this can prove counter productive at a time when we have less time than usual to complete preparations for this event. As of now we have not banked any of the cheques or processed any credit cards for payment of entry fees and will not do so until we are as certain as we can be that the meeting will take place.
Those competitors who have booked test sessions on the Friday have to take their own decisions at present but on the basis of the Donington assurance they should make the point to Donington that the session is booked on the basis of this assurance.
We very much look forward to seeing you there!
Steve Carr, Competition Secretary, MG Car Club
I would not expect Donington to say anything else other than it will be all right on the day, time will tell.
Just to let you all know I’ll be following Sandbaggers lead from 08 and will have all my racing gear, should any of you be unable to compete on the day! Mind some of that cold weather kit I’ve been issued is gonna be handy this weekend…see you there
Well, I’ve got my tickets but has Donington got a licence?
Beaker has released a video of Snett 08 which can be found on page 2 of my Youtube link…..for a while I thought there was no-one else on the track!
from MGCC Website:
Race Meeting Information
Donington Update. Tuesday 31th March 19:00
FANTASTIC NEWS!
We have just been informed by Robert Fearnall of Donington Park that Colin Hilton, Chief Executive of the Motor Sports Association, will be issuing a temporary circuit licence for the MG Car Club meeting on April 4th and the HSCC meeting on April 5th at the Donington Circuit.
With an average grid of 33 cars out of the permissible 36 for the Clubs races together with the Morgans and 26 for the Porsches this is going to be a superb start to the 2009 season. Don’t miss it!! (Recession? What Recession???).
See you all there.
Steve Carr,
Competition Secretary,
MG Car Club
Due to the fact that Donington have used large inflatable bags as a temporary measure to fill the excavations at the side of the track, any cars with sharp protrusions on the underside of the bodywork will fail scrutineering as the circuit are worried the bags may be punctured by cars running over them. Please check the underside of your car tonight and I suggest roll cage padding or similar be taped around any offending sharp objects to avoid being excluded from the race.
Just another rumour, Permanent yellow flags from McLeans to Coppice,
So the problem has not been rectified, just worked round.
With our multi class championship we have cars of varying speeds & could get vary interesting when the V8’s start to lap us boys at the back end of the grid.
When is someone going to tell us what is going on.
Permanent yellow flags from McLeans to Coppice will be in place!
for those who don’t know where that is:
http://www.donington-park.co.uk/track-days/track-days-the-track
It seems strangely quiet here…..
I had presumed the yellow flag thing was an April Fool’s item…Ladies and Gentlemen.
Looking at the email traffic that’s now flying around its difficult to remember why one does this.As you may imagine the Donington saga has taken up a very considerable amount of time for those involved. The situation boiled down to late Tuesday afternoon before we were advised by Donington that a temporary licence would be issued for both our own and the HSCC meeting due there on the Sunday. The decision may well have been influenced by the motorcycle meeting that had taken place last weekend without incident.
Donington advised that there would be “yellow flag procedures” between MacLean’s out and Coppice in when the licence was issued. Both Grahame White of HSCC and the MGCC accepted that that particular section of track was not a normal overtaking point and that the flags would probably have little effect.
In view of the time element a immediate decision needed to be taken as to whether to go ahead or not since there was insufficient time to go out to everybody and get a meaningful response back. In truth we were already very late. We decided that we would proceed. Whatever we had done we would have been criticized so the emails were probably to be expected but unwelcome for all of that.
We have still yet to see the licence that will be issued to Donington.
I must however correct part of Pam’s email in that she stated that I had said that the only way the Donington modifications could proceed was by the monies from MGCC and HSCC. I did not make that statement. Certainly the monies must be important but personally I have no knowledge of the financial situation at Donington.
As for the statement on the marshals website about toilets I am advised by Donington that it is not correct. During the winter the water is turned off for obvious reasons and has now been turned back on. Di Hardy of Donington is currently talking to maintenance to get the toilets checked and if required will ask for a portable one to be installed. Its important that this misconception is stemmed since we are already short of marshals and any loss will probably cause a serious problem……..either a late start or even no start at all
One or two Coordinators have suggested that there should be a reduction in the entry fee. We understand your comments and are raising the subject with Donington, any reduction that we may obtain will be passed on. Should any competitors feel unable to accept the situation they are of course able to withdraw under the normal entry fee conditions and we will be as sympathetic as we can.
This is not a situation that we envisaged when we asked for and obtained a date at Donington and the situation is not of our making, but we still anticipate a good day of racing and even better the weather forecast looks pretty good!
In view of the circulation of the previous emails I would be obliged for the prompt circulation of this to your competitors.
I and the rest of the race organising team hope to see you all on Saturday
Ron Gammons
this is all very confusing, but I gather that to assist us all, we will now, via our in car radios, receive clear instructions as to when we can and cannot overtake. All I need to do is remember to retune mine from smoothfm. And learn how to overtake of course.
I understand this is all to do with the G20 protests and conserving fuel. The winner will be the car that drives the slowest…Legs is looking favourite.
I have checked with Donington and they confirm that Track Days start from just £145, yet I have paid……
£145. & you get 2 hours plus track time for that?
will they also put bollards out on the corners so I know when to brake, turn etc
or have we already had enough bollards from Donington already?
Steve McQueen has just been spotted coming out of the tunnel?
Don’t mention the war.
I don’t know what uncle Ron is on about re MacLeans…I have been overtaken there loads of times!
Just a word of warning….we don’t want any Hamilton type yellow flag incidents!
Ladies and Gentlemen
Some really good news regarding Donington. I have approached Robert Fearnall this morning with a view of seeking a reduction in the hire fee for our meeting to reflect the unfortunate scenario of the yellow flags that we all now know about.
Robert on behalf of Donington Park responded promptly and has offered a reduction which with the addition from the Clubs funds will allow us to give a refund of 10% of each of our Clubs members entry fees. You will appreciate that the circuit hire costs are only a part of the total cost of the meeting since all the support facilities such as Breakdown,doctors,Timekeepers etc still have to be paid for in full so the DPL concession does represent a substantial sum.
We are appreciative of the gesture by DPL today and I would be grateful if you have the opportunity to broadcast this to competitors.
In order to minimise the admin we would like to suggest a voucher system for refund to be utilised against next entry………..any that are never to darken our door etc can of course request a cash refund,………….but not tomorrow please……..we will be very busy.!
I would also be appreciative if you would advise drivers that we are required to brief every driver prior to each race. In order to undertake this sensibly each race will be briefed separately and the timetable will be given to every driver at signing on. It is mandatory that they attend…….no excuses. It is also mandatory that we ensure they comply with the restrictions that are placed upon us. We will have some three MSA Stewards present tomorrow and they have instructions to withdraw the permit if they feel that we are not able to control the driving in the construction area. As a matter of interest no overtaking areas are certainly not unknown, one of the high profile races in the far east has a non overtaking area exactly the same!
I also have to mention that we are perhaps as a result of some of the adverse publicity we are very short of marshals If anybody can assist please make yourselves known early tomorrow at Donington………we are VERY short……….help
Best regards
Ron Gammons